HARARE, ZIMBABWE — A woman in Zimbabwe is taking her ex-lover to court, supposedly for loosening her once tight snatch.<br /><br />The 29-year-old had met her 37-year-old former flame in 2016, while he was still married and her downstairs plumbing was still intact.<br /><br />After falling in love and starting a relationship, she discovered her lover's package was abnormally long and thick.<br /><br />The girl later realized his package was way too impressive, and broke up with him last May after claiming it severely overstretched her poor honeypot.<br /><br />No one knows exactly how big the dude's schlong is, but the hole he left is apparently so stretched out that literally no other man can fill the void.<br /><br />She now wants to get reconstructive surgery on her hooha, and is suing her ex-boyfriend to get him to pay for the $10,000 procedure.<br /><br />No news yet on how the defendant plans to plead, as he has yet to respond to the allegations.
