Like Chaz and Dave <br />Or Laurel with Hardy <br />A double act team <br />But a little more lardy <br />Kings of the manor but they're more like queens <br />Lock up your daughters if their in their early teens <br />Wohhhhh, wohhhhh <br />wohhhhhhh <br /> <br />Or Max 'n' Paddy <br />Oh they aint got shit <br />They look the part with a little less wit <br />Give them a Stella and they'll come running <br />They probably winge but they got no fags <br />Wohhhhh, Still dressed in last night's clothes <br />all the forgotten money that you owe, <br />is written off because we love you so <br /> <br />You'll often find them at the butt of our jokes <br />Where would we be without them I dont know <br />The last laugh's always their expense <br />Borrowing clothes, money, fags, and fashion sense <br /> <br />And we will always love them, oh, <br />And we cant do without them <br />no, <br />They fill the place with laughter, <br />And we'll really kill them after <br /> <br />The lightest weights in the heavy weight class, <br />Two beers and the boys are on their ass, <br />Skinny fit jeans with their pants hanging out <br />Straighting hair cuts <br />and their silly little pout <br />wohhhhh, wohhhhh <br />wohhhhhhh <br /> <br />They'll perv over anything with tits, <br />Age doesnt matter if they've got the right bits <br />They're not gay but they look a bit camp <br />It's my advice not to laugh/slag about <br />Ohhhhh, Still dressed in last night's clothes <br />all the forgotten money that you owe, <br />is written off because we love you so <br /> <br />You'll often find them at the butt of our jokes, <br />Where would we be without them I dont know, <br />The last laugh's always their expense, <br />Borrowing clothes, money, fags, and fasion sense <br /> <br />And we will always love them, oh, <br />And we cant do without them <br />no, <br />They fill the place with laughter, <br />And we'll really kill them after <br /> <br />Ohhhhh, Still dressed in last night's clothes <br />All the forgotten money that you owe, <br />Is written off because we love you sooooooooo
