MARION, INDIANA — A 46-year-old Indiana man accidentally popped one off into his little soldier early last Thursday, according to police.<br />According to the Sacramento Bee, police say Mark Anthony Jones from Marion, was walking on an Indiana parkway with his 9 milly tucked in his waistband without a holster—always a solid move, and it just looks way cooler. <br />Is Marion, Indiana really a hotbed for criminal activity on a Thursday morning? Probably not, but it's better to be safe than sorry. Or in this case...just sorry. <br />According to the po po, the one-man Delta force was walking when he felt his burner start to slip, so he reached down to adjust it. <br />Then the strangest thing happened, Rambo accidentally squeezed one off right through the old sausage and teabags. <br />Terminator then got himself to the emergency room post-haste. Police were then called to the emergency room at Marion General Hospital at 6:44 a.m. to interview the American Self-Sniper. <br />Unfortunately, Black Hawk Down didn't have an Indiana permit for the piece, so his case is now going to be referred to prosecutors for possible charges.
