I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart<br />But you've got being right down to an art<br />You think you're a genius-you drive me up the wall<br />You're a regular original, a know-it-all<br />Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special<br />Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else<br />Okay, so you're a rocket scientist<br />That don't impress me much<br />So you got the brain but have you got the touch<br />Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright<br />But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night<br />That don't impress me much<br />I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket<br />And a comb up his sleeve-just in case<br />And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it<br />'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place<br />Oh-oo-oh, so you think you're something special<br />Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else<br />Okay, so you're Brad Pitt<br />That don't impress me much<br />So you got the looks but have you got the touch<br />Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright<br />But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night<br />That don't impress me much<br />You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine<br />You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in<br />I can't believe you kiss your car good night<br />C'mon baby tell me-you must be jokin', right!<br />Oh-oo-oh, so you think you're something special<br />Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else<br />Okay, so you've got a car<br />That don't impress me much<br />So you got the moves but have you got the touch<br />Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright<br />But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night<br />That don't impress me much<br />You think you're cool but have you got the touch<br />Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright<br />But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night<br />That don't impress me much<br />Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something<br />Whatever<br />That don't impress me
