#area51 #aliens #stormarea51<br />AMARGOSA VALLEY, NEVADA — Bored users have crawled out of the social media woodwork pledging to storm the infamous Area 51, because why not.<br /><br />According to CNN, over 300,000 people have signed on to a September 20 Facebook prank event to raid Area 51 in Nevada and "see them aliens."<br /><br />The game plan, says leader Jackson Barnes, is to put Monster Energy-fueled 'Kyles' — on the front lines since they like punching holes in walls so much. <br /><br />They'll have rock throwers chuck pebbles at the enemy less to hurt and them and more to just annoy. And the piece the resistance: battalions of internet folk running Naruto-style and moving faster than any bullet. Those poor soldiers won't know what hit 'em.<br /><br />Come September 20, we'll finally know what extraterrestrial wonders or horrors the U.S. government is hiding in the mysterious military base.
