CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA — Fanboys across 'Murcia are lining up to get Apple's latest and coolest game-changing product—the Apple Card. <br />Okay, so some of you are probably saying to yourself, that's just a credit card. Well you're right. <br />But not just ANY credit card, one that you actually have to clean.<br />According to Engadget, Apple actually posted a cleaning guide for the card, one that warns against storing it against leather—soooo like most wallets and purses? — and denim, in case it causes discoloration that "will not wash off."<br />The guide also advised against putting it in direct contact with other credit cards or loose items in case you scratch the titanium surface. <br />If dumb enough to get the Apple Card, you're probably also dumb enough to clean it. <br /><br />In that case you can wipe it down with a microfiber cloth moistened with isopropyl alcohol. <br />And think about this quote from Popular Mechanic about the Apple Card, "it might be a good option for people with less-than-perfect credit who like Apple products."<br />Translation, if you're too poor to buy Apple products, use their credit card to borrow money from them which you can pay back with interest.
