KARASU, TURKEY — A shopper in Turkey was caught on camera soiling himself in the middle of the supermarket and then failing horribly attempting to cover his tracks. <br />According to the Sun, the footage starts with the man doing some shopping when he realizes the kids need to be dropped off immediately at the pool. <br /><br />CCTV footage then shows the man duck behind some shelves in LOO of an actual bathroom. <br />According to LadBible, the man then slowly penguin waddles over to the checkout, trying to play it off like nothing happened. <br /><br />Everything was going according to plan—when unfortunately for the man—one of the deuces makes a not so clean break onto the supermarket floor.<br />After putting his items down at the register, another little dookie makes a break for it down his leg. <br />The guy then tries to use his Crocs to kick the stool under an ice cream freezer. Let's just say that didn't go so well. <br />This is when the supermarket cashier walks up to the register and starts to smell something fishy—well maybe it wasn't fish. <br />The man nonchalantly pays for his things and then just leaves, making a not-so-clean getaway. <br />According to the Sun, it's unclear if the supermarket is investigating into the incident.
