CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA — The premiere Apple event that fewer and fewer people look forward to every year is here once again. <br />Fanboys across the world who were lucky enough to get invites to the Apple fall product launch were treated to an exclusive for your eyes only event. <br /><br />Unless you have internet. In that case, it's available online. <br />Apple released its three new iPhones for 2019. This year's lineup includes the iPhone Expensive, the iPhone Overpriced and the iPhone Really Overpriced Pro. <br />Sure they look pretty much like identical twins from last year's phones, but there were some new bells and whistles. <br />What good is a phone today if it doesn't come with amazing camera options? In addition to the existing telephoto and wide-angle lenses, some models now have a new ultra wide-angle lens for that perfect selfie. <br />The new iPhone screens are apparently tougher to crack due to new shatter-resistance technology as well as better water resistance. <br />Apple also debuted a bunch of other completely brand new same old same old products.<br /><br />Hey, and if you were smart enough to get the Apple Credit Card, now you have some shiny new overpriced stuff to charge.
