THE WEIRD SKIES — We've all slept weird on planes, but this passenger's choice of sleeping position is nothing short of nuts. <br /><br />Popular Instagram account Passenger Shaming posted a snap of an unidentified guy who took his quest for inflight shut-eye on a whole 'nother level. Literally — by relocating to the floor under his seat for a snooze.<br /><br />There's really not enough bleach in the universe to cleanse that man of all the nasties lurking on that plane carpet. Toe jam, puke bits, even pee — if it's vile, you can bet it's on the floor.<br /><br />Needless to say, folks were equal parts grossed out, morbidly curious, and kind of impressed. How DID the dude manage to tuck himself under there without getting flagged by a flight attendant? <br /><br />Even more importantly, how did he get out during the stampede that is disembarking a plane? Is the dude awake, is he even alive?!<br /><br />As of Monday night, 40 winks' photo has gotten nearly 10,000 likes, and been thoroughly Insta-shamed.<br /><br />Still, Rip Van Winkle isn't the worst plane offender we've seen this century. Nothing brings out bad behavior, icky feet, and bodily fluids quite like a couple of hours in cattle class.
