BEIJING — Apple's head Chinese suckup Tim Cook has been appointed chairman Mao of Tsinghua University's economics school advisory board in beautiful Beijing. <br />According to CNA, the School of Economics and Management posted on their public WeChat account that Chinese Cook chaired the meeting with 35 members in attendance on Oct. 18. <br />Cook will hold the position for three years to help produce propaganda for the university in hopes of building a galaxy-class business school. <br />CNA reported that the advisory board was set up in 2000 and is made up of business people, B-school deans, academics, members of the CCP, and financial departments. <br /><br />The day before the board meeting, Cook also met with China's director of State Administration for Market Regulation in order to see what other ways Apple could assist the CCP. <br />Because Apple makes its crap in China, it feels like it needs to be at the CCP's beck and call.<br />Cook's promotion comes at a time when Apple is facing well-deserved public scrutiny for being spineless sellouts as anti-China protests rage in Hong Kong. <br />At the beginning of October, at the behest of the CCP, Apple yanked the HKMap Live app from the App Store. The app allowed users to share information about police locations. <br /><br />Cook then tried to pathetically defend the removal in an email to employees saying the app was removed for illegal use.<br />Earlier this month, the Taiwan flag emoji disappeared from Hong Kong and Macau iPhone user's keyboards after a software update, no doubt because of China's incessant whining. <br />Apple should just scrap English all together and just change its name to 苹果 already.
