KUMGANG, NORTH KOREA — North Korea's fun loving dictator is making moves again. <br /><br />According to the failing New York Times, this time Fatty's ordered the demolition of South Korean hotels and other buildings at a resort complex once operated together by the two countries. <br />The resort town at Diamond Mountain, or Kumgang, just north of the border between the north and south opened in 1998, until a 2008 dispute between the two best buddy countries caused it to close. <br />According to the BBC, Kumgang was once hailed as a symbol of inter-Korean cooperation. <br />According to the North's official speakerbox KCNA, during a recent visit to the resort town Kimmy said the South Korean buildings were "shabby" and lacked "national character," and reminded him of "makeshift tents in a disaster-stricken area."<br />KCNA said in a Wednesday statement that, "he instructed to remove all the unpleasant-looking facilities of the South side and to build new modern service facilities our own way." <br />Everyone's favorite little megalomaniac also went on to say that the North should be self-sufficient. <br />Who are we to doubt someone that looks this good on horseback?
