Mother doesnt go out any more <br />Just sits at home and rolls her spastic eyes <br />But every weekend through the door <br />Come words of wisdom from the world outside <br /><br />If you want to know about the bishop and the actress <br />If you want to know how to be a star <br />If you want to know about the stains on the mattress <br />You can read it in the sunday papers, sunday papers <br /><br />Mothers wheelchair stays out in the hall <br />Why should she go out when the tvs on <br />Whatever moves beyond these walls <br />Shell know the facts when sunday comes along <br /><br />If you want to know about the man gone bonkers <br />If you want to know how to play guitar <br />If you want to know about the other suckers <br />You can read it in the sunday papers, read it in the sunday papers <br /><br />Sunday papers dont ask no questions <br />Sunday papers dont get no lies <br />Sunday papers dont raise objection <br />Sunday papers dont got no eyes <br /><br />Brothers heading that way now I guess <br />He just read something made his face turn blue <br />Well I got nothing against the press <br />They wouldnt print it if it wasnt true <br /><br />If you want to know about the gay politician <br />If you want to know how to drive your car <br />If you want to know about the new sex position <br />You can read it in the sunday papers, read it in the sunday papers <br /><br />Sunday papers dont ask no questions <br />Sunday papers dont get no lies <br />Sunday papers dont raise objection <br />Sunday papers dont got no eyes <br /><br />Sunday papers dont ask no questions <br />Sunday papers dont get no lies <br />Sunday papers dont raise objection <br />Sunday papers dont got no eyes <br /><br />Read all about it, sunday papers
