ANCHORAGE, ALASKA — A dentist all the way up in Alaska is currently on trial after allegedly yanking out a tooth from a sedated patient—all while riding a hoverboard. <br />NBC News reports that according to court records, prosecutors say 34-year-old Seth Lookhart engaged in an "unlawful dental act" that "does not conform to minimum professional standards of dentistry." <br />According to NBC News, the fantastic dentist supposedly performed the tooth extraction on Veronica Wilhelm in July 2016 while he was riding a hoverboard in his office. <br />And how does the world even know about this? Because like a true dumb dumb, Lookhart filmed himself doing it and then had the good sense to send the video to at least eight friends.<br />Investigators say that according to phone records, Lookhart boasted in his text messages that his actions were a "new standard of care." <br />In the video, hovermaster is then seen raising his arms in victory like a true douchebag as he rolls down the hallway. <br />What's worse is that the woman whose tooth that was pulled didn't even know what had happened until investigators contacted her. <br />Wilhelm said in court that she had to be sedated for the yanking because she is allergic to medicines used for local anesthetics. <br />Unfortunately for Lookhart, he's also facing charges for allegedly engaging in a scam to defraud Medicaid of at least $1.8 million in fraudulent billing and stealing $250,000 from business partners. <br />His own lawyer even apologized to Wilhelm in court, but denied his client was guilty of the other charges he's facing. <br />Clearly the only practical solution would be to let Wilhelm do all of Lookhart's dental work going forward—on hoverboard, naturally.
