PARRISH, FLORIDA — Someone in Florida thought it would be a good idea to prank an entire school bus of kids with a ridiculous amount of Axe deodorant, and it ended just about how you'd expect — BADLY. <br /><br />WFTS reports that on Monday, the bus was on the way to Buffalo Creek Middle School with 30 students on board, when one or a couple of 'em decided to release the kraken. <br />The kraken, in this case, was a crap ton of Axe body spray. <br /><br />Oh, those poor children.<br /><br />Everyone who's caught a whiff of Axe knows that stuff is potent, so just imagine being hotboxed with all of that man deodorant. It was BAD. <br /><br />So bad, it triggered an evacuation. According to Fox News, a second deodorant-free bus had to be called to the scene to take the students to a nearby high school, where parents could then pick them up.<br /><br />No one was seriously injured, but at least 15 middle schoolers were treated for "mild respiratory irritation." Yep, that's the Axe effect.<br /><br />Officials are now reviewing the bus cameras to figure out the mastermind behind the crop-dusting.<br /><br />Dunno about you, but our money's on a coordinated Murder-on-the-Orient-Express-style ploy to get out of school.
