ZHUHAI, CHINA — A Chinese man was caught trying to cross the border from Macau to mainland China on Monday with a whole boatload of iPhones wrapped around his person. <br />According to China News, the man was at the Gongbei border crossing in beautiful Zhuhai when he was stopped by customs officials. <br />Apparently the guy was looking a bit on the "bloated" side with strange bulges protruding from his waist and legs, so he was stopped for a search. <br />After dropping trow, customs officers were shocked to find 90 iPhones strapped to the man's body. <br />The Apple phones were wrapped in plastic wrap and a whole bunch of tape around his waist, lets, thighs and ankles. <br />China News reports that the case has now been transferred to the anti-smuggling department for further investigation. <br />Uh oh—it looks like someone's social credit score is going to take a big hit this holiday season.