I nearly forgot about this. It's from several years ago when I tried to audition for a newscaster job. I recently found it again and laughed my ass off, so here ya go. Laughing at my expense. You're welcome.<br /><br />"Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for -fair use- for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Non-profit, educational, or personal use tips the balance in favor of fair use."