<br />(To the tune of Hi Ho Silver Lining)<br /><br />You're our spinner and fourth in KP <br />Thats where you bat <br />Showing your bling at fourth slip <br />With your big bold tatts<br /><br />Blinding us with your earrings, <br />From where we're sat, <br />You cut and drive the new ball <br />With your Woodworm bat,<br /><br />And its Hi Ho Super KP <br />Everywhere we go now Peter <br />You'll score a double century <br />Or maybe just a ton<br />You're Kevin Pietersen
