(to the tune of Only Fools and Horses)<br /><br />Stick your passport in your pocket <br />And your kitbag in the van <br />Cos if you want the Ashes <br />And you don't mind Saffers <br />Then brother, he's your man<br /><br />Cos where he comes from is no mystery<br />But he's gonna lead us home to an Ashes victory <br />A song for him was driving us berserk<br />But then we thought that Jonny Trotter works<br />La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la
