(To the tune of Robin Hood)<br /><br />Sidebottom, Sidebottom <br />Swings it through the air <br />Sidebottom, Sidebottom <br />With his curly hair<br /><br />He bats at eight or nine <br />His hat-trick was sublime<br />Sidebottom, Sidebottom <br />Sidebottom
