(To the tune of Amarillo)<br /><br />Show me the way to Shane Warne's Villa <br />He's got his diet pills under his pilla<br />A dodgy bookie from Manila <br />Nursey's on her mobile phone<br /><br />Repeat x3<br /><br />La-la lar la-la la-la lar, Fat Git! <br />La-la lar la-la la-la lar, Take a bung <br />La-la lar la-la la-la lar, <br />Warney where's your mobile phone?<br /><br />(Courtesy of Gary Taylor)
