(To the tune of My Old Man's A Dustman)<br /><br />Shane Warne is a druggie <br />He should be in rehab<br />He took his mummy's little pill<br />To try and lose the flab<br />He took it to lose weight <br />From all the pies and beer <br />But when the ICC found out <br />He got banned for a year<br /><br />(Courtesy of Bernie Silvester)
