1. “Parenting and marriage is really just trying hard to make your spouse do everything so you can continue your Netflix marathon.”<br />2. “40 minutes to find a movie on Netflix we all agree on, and after six minutes I fall asleep.”<br />3. “Adulthood officially begins when you stop using your parents' Netflix account and start using your own.”<br />4. “I can only assume children's shows on Netflix with low ratings are the result of parents who have watched them on repeat for months.”<br />5.
