"Hello (From The Inside)" <br />(parody of "Hello" by Adele) <br /> <br />Hello <br />It's me <br />I'm in California dreaming about going out to eat <br />Just a burger <br />With cheese <br />Or a shaken margarita, baby back ribs from Chili's <br /> <br />Hello-o-o <br />Can you hear me? <br />I am shouting out to neighbours who I used to like to see <br />When we were outside <br />And free <br /> <br />Is there something else to watch <br />Besides the news and Finding Dory <br />There's social distance between us <br />And I'm freaking out <br /> <br />Hello from the inside <br />It's just me and myself and I <br />And a Stay Home order that's breaking my heart <br />But it's clearly what we should have done from the start <br /> <br />Hello from Corona life <br />I've FaceTime called a 1,000 times <br />To show you I'm sitting right here on the couch <br />What's the point of putting on pants anyhow, anymore? <br /> <br />Hello <br />How are you? <br />Do your fingers hurt from scrolling through <br />All the cat memes on your iPhone? <br />I hope that you're well <br />Did you ever make it out of that town <br />Before they closed the Costco? <br />It's no secret that the both of us <br />Haven't showered yet <br /> <br />Hello to Corona life (Corona life) <br />They're saying stay home til July? (til July) <br />Jesus Christ, Almighty <br />Can you please send me strength? <br />I'm so sick and tired <br />Of my own Goddamned face <br /> <br />Hello from self quarantine (quarantine) <br />I'm begging Amazon to please (Amazon to please) <br />After sending more soap, can you please figure out <br />How to send a box of my friends to my house? <br /> <br />I'm so bored <br />(Help! Help! Help! Help!) <br />Ooh, I'm so bored <br />(Help! Help! Help! Help!) <br />Ooh, I'm so bored <br />Ooh... <br />I'm so bored! (Help! Help!) <br /> <br />Hello from the inside <br />It's just me and myself and I (Myself and I) <br />And a Stay Home order that's breaking my heart <br />But it's clearly what we should have done from the start <br /> <br />Hello from Corona life (Corona life) <br />I've FaceTime called a 1,000 times <br />To show you I'm sitting right here on the couch <br />What's the point of putting on pants anyhow, anymore?
