Hilarious mom Paige, who lives in Southern California with her husband, two wonderful children, a pandemic puppy and three chickens called Vanessa, Violet, and Henrietta, reveals the reality of being quarantined as a family. <br /><br />Paige told Newsflare: "Turns out I’m not cut out for pandemic parenting. I have been self-medicating with large doses of 90’s hip hop, baked goods, and Marco Polo. If the coronavirus doesn’t get me, it will be that vacuuming 5 times a day isn’t enough... that’s some soul-crushing sh*t. <br /><br />"There is a tent in my living room, my children eat twice their body weight in snacks every day, and I don’t know where I am in time and space. <br /><br />"Otherwise though, I am loving the family Velcro experiment. It seems my sanity is directly related to loving and laughing... so that’s been my focus these days."<br /><br />Paige's sister Tara posted the clip to Twitter with the caption: "My sister, one of the best moms I know... makin’ it through a regular day in #QuarantineLife."