XIANGYANG, HUBEI, CHINA — In an attempt to poke his hemorrhoids, an old man from China stuck a chopstick up his bum.<br /><br />On arriving at his local hospital, the 68-year-old underwent an X-ray scan which revealed a strange concealment, there was a metal chopstick all the way up in his guts. <br /><br />The man explained away this potential watershed moment by stating that he was poking around at his hemorrhoids and well, the rest is history. <br /><br />According to the Doctor, he told reporters that it was 'very rare' for such an anus incident to occur. Fortunately for the man the surgeons managed to wriggle that stick out without too much drama.<br /><br />TomoNews is your best source for real news. We cover the funniest, craziest and most talked-about stories on the internet. If you're laughing, we're laughing. If you're outraged, we're outraged. We tell it like it is. And because we can animate stories, TomoNews brings you news like you've never seen before.<br /><br />Top TomoNews Stories - The most popular videos on TomoNews!<br />http://bit.ly/Top_TomoNews_Stories<br /><br />You Idiot! - People doing stupid things<br />http://bit.ly/You-Idiot<br /><br />Recent Uploads - The latest stories brought to you by TomoNews<br />http://bit.ly/Latest-TomoNews<br /><br />Ultimate TomoNews Compilations - Can't get enough of TomoNews? This playlist is for you! New videos every day<br />http://bit.ly/Ulitmate_TomoNews_Compi...<br /><br />Thanks for watching TomoNews!<br />Like TomoNews on Facebook ►► http://www.facebook.com/TomoNewsUS<br />Follow us on Twitter ►► @tomonewsus http://www.twitter.com/TomoNewsUS<br />Follow us on Instagram ►► @tomonewsus http://instagram.com/tomonewsus<br />Subscribe to TomoNews ►► http://bit.ly/Subscribe-to-TomoNews<br />Watch more TomoNews ►► http://bit.ly/MoreTomoNews <br /><br />Visit our website for all the latest videos: http://us.tomonews.com<br />Check out our Android app: http://bit.ly/1rddhCj<br />Check out our iOS app: http://bit.ly/1gO3z1f<br /><br />Get top stories delivered to your inbox every day: http://bit.ly/tomo-newsletter
