With their smart and succinct wit, the women of Twitter are always on target.<br />Every week, HuffPost Women publishes the funniest 280 character musings from the ladies. <br />Here's a few from this week: <br />@Kristen_Arnett tweets, "You can use chicken strips as money that is why they are called tender."<br />@sablaah explains, "At the beginning of pandemic: I am going to get abs and learn to do the splits..currently in pandemic: I should start smoking cigarettes<br />@eggy_boom writes, "I miss being at a bar with friends and wishing I was at home."<br />@karencheee adds, "business idea: books w/ the pages numbered backwards so it counts down how many pages you have left (exciting!)"<br />And @janellejcomic tweets "If you're over 35 whatever you're about to buy, you already have it. Two in some cases. Go look."
