Funniest Christmas song ever? Apparently I can't write anything other than Christmas songs anymore, so here's the acoustic demo version (lyrics and chords below) of yet another new one. It's a funny, comedy/novelty track called "Oh No! Christmas Is Here! (Let's Get Along)" and it's about not fighting with friends, family and strangers at Christmastime, even though the season drives us all nuts. I think we can all relate to this one! <br /> <br />A big thanks to my bro Craig for playing guitar and helping create the video. <br /> <br />If you enjoy this, please SUBSCRIBE, comment below, give a thumbs up, and share the Christmas/Xmas/Holiday cheer and mirth. Thanks so much! Happy Holidays! <br /> <br />Glenn Page <br />glennpageofficial@hotmail.com <br /> <br />I would be eternally grateful if you could help me make more music and comedy by donating to my PayPal: <br />glennpagemusic@hotmail.com <br /> <br />LYRICS: <br /> <br />My hangover's healing <br />A church bell is pealing <br />And everyone I meet hates this song <br />But Christmas is here <br />So let's get along <br /> <br />The traffic is creeping <br />Some jackass keeps beeping <br />I'd like to plant this tree where it don't belong <br />But Christmas is here <br />So let's get along <br /> <br />Jesus said, "Peace and love, <br />Try to live in harmony." <br />But I'll bet he would've went Old Testament <br />If he'd met my family <br /> <br />We fight with each other <br />And forget we're all brothers <br />WHOOPS!!! <br />I should have said sisters too; that was wrong <br />Patriarchal Christmas is here <br />But let's get along <br /> <br />This Arctic chill makes me want to kill <br />And move to California <br />And my stuck up neighbor's lights, so big and bright <br />Just burned my cornea! <br /> <br />So let's make a difference <br />When it rolls 'round to Christmas <br />'Cause she and he and me and even the boss <br />We're all the same, so let's get along <br />We're all insane, so let's get along <br />Oh no! Christmas is here <br /> <br />So internalize all your pain and rage and shame and guilt and give yourself a painful bleeding ulcer which may or may not require costly medical attention... <br /> <br />And let's get along!!! <br /> <br /> <br />Chords: <br /> <br /> <br />E-E-E-E <br />A-A-A-A <br />B-A-E-E <br /> <br />am- am - E - E <br />c#m - c#m - B - B - B7 <br /> <br /> <br />Copyright 2019 <br />by Glenn Page <br />https://www.facebook.com/glennpagemusicofficial
