Lyrics<br /><br />Okay<br />I am going to attempt to <br />drown <br />myself<br />You can try this at home<br />You can be just like me Mic check 1, 2<br />We recording?<br />I'm cancerous<br />So when I dis you, you wouldn't want to answer this<br />If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus<br />I strangled you to death and I choked you again<br />And break your what hell' legs till your bones poke through your <br />skin<br />You beef wit' me, I'm even the score equally<br />Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat your as legally<br />I get too blunted off the funny home grown<br />'Cause when I so out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono (Oh <br />No) So if I said I never did drink<br />That would mean I lie and get make up more than <br />the President does<br />Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert<br />I ripped her what Hell' tonsils out and fed her <br />sherbet<br />My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge<br />Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blond dreads<br />Every girl I ever went out with has gone les'<br />Follow me and do exactly what the song says So we, take hills, drop outta school, skill people<br />And drink and jump behind the wheel like it was still legal<br />I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal<br />So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date wit' Lauryn Hill<br />Some people only see that I'm black, ignoring skill<br />'Cause I stand out like a green hat wit a orange bill<br />But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist<br />How the you can I be black, I don't even exist<br />I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave<br />Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave<br />My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?<br />And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave? Now follow me and do exactly what you <br />see<br />Don't you want to grow up to be just like <br />me?<br />I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.<br />Now don't you want to grow up to be just <br />like me? Me and Marcus Allen went over to see <br />Nicole<br />When we heard a knock at the door, must of been <br />Ron Gold<br />Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold<br />Did 'em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk<br />I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt<br />I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer<br />That'll spray an Aerosol can up in the ozone layer<br />My rap style's warped, I'm running out the morgue<br />Wit' your dead grandmother's corpse then throw it on <br />your porch<br />Jumped into a chicken hawk cartoon with a cape on<br />And beat Fog Horn Leghorn with an acorn I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, wit' deformative traits<br />A premature birth that was four minutes late<br />Hello are you there, I love you<br />I never meant to hit you over the head wit that shovel<br />Will someone explain to my brain<br />That I just severed a main vein<br />With a chainsaw and I'm in pain<br />I take a breather and sigh<br />Either I'm high, or I'm nuts<br />'Cause if you ain't even in this room neither am I<br />So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her <br />as<br />Then it's probably obvious that I got it on with her<br />'Cause when I drop it off with this solo see it's over with I bought cages tape opened it and dubbed over it I came <br />
