I took her out it was a Friday night <br />I wore cologne to get the feeling right <br />We started making out and she took off my pants <br />But then I turned on the TV <br /><br />And that's about the time that she walked away from me <br />Nobody likes you when you're 23 <br />And are still more amused by TV shows <br />What the hell is ADD? <br />My friends say I should act my age <br />What's my age again ? <br />What's my age again ? <br /><br />Then later on, on the drive home <br />I called her mom from a pay phone <br />I said I was the cops <br />And your husband's in jail <br />This state looks down on sodomy <br /><br />And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me <br />Nobody likes you when your 23 <br />And are still more amused by prank phone calls <br />What the hell is caller ID ? <br />My friends say I should act my age <br />What's my age again ? <br />What's my age again ? <br /><br />And that's about the time she walked away from me <br />Nobody likes you when your 23 <br />And you still act like you're in Freshman year <br />What the hell is wrong with me ? <br />My friends say I should act my age <br />What's my age again ? <br />What's my age again ? <br /><br />That's about the time she broke up with me (Please stay) <br />No one should take themselves so seriously (with me, please stay) <br />With many years ahead to fall in line (with me, please stay) <br />Why would you wish that on me ? (with me) <br />I never want to act my age (please stay) <br />What's my age again ? (with) <br />What's my age again ? (me) <br /><br />What's my age again ?
