Funny Christmas Quotes<br /><br />Funny Christmas quotes and short, clean jokes to celebrate the silly yule in all of us. Funny words about the holidays to keep everything in a playful perspective. Merry Merry!<br /><br />What I like about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with the present.<br /><br />Due to some defect in my motor ability, I can never wrap [gifts] COMPLETELY ... If it had been an ancient Egyptian in the field of mummies, the lower half of Pharaoh's body would be covered only with duct tape.<br /><br />As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if I had vampires.<br /><br />#funny<br />#christmas<br />#quotes
