Mr Doovdé asking for a phone number for "Duhfs" and phoning a shop about repairing Voocrés.<br />George Agdgdgwngo calling three victims, asking for account details, one involving a money ironer having a cardiac arrest inside the bank vault. The last of these calls is the shortest one ever made by the Fonejacker, where George asks if he can enter a man's bank account, to which he is curtly told 'Certainly not' before saying goodbye.<br />Donald calling a restaurant only to be told that his wife is having an affair with another woman, making the restaurant manager feel guilty.<br />Terry Tibbs enquiring about a Maserati 3200.<br />A man with a Welsh accent claiming to have lost both of his thumbs in a freak baking accident calling a mobile phone shop to enquire about the best mobile phone for him.<br />The Fonejacker calls a man holding up a sign in the street, and manages to persuade him to turn it to point in the opposite direction.<br />The Mouse calling a pet shop to catch a cat who ate his family.<br />Jafool asking for a job at BigArt, giving his details by beatboxing.<br />Mr Broadbandings persuading a man to join Internet Service Providings, his overly priced ISP service which is 42 "megabytings" fast. At the end he feels "upsettings".<br />Mike calling from "Lube Up Your Butthole and Dance The Fandango Entertainment Services Ltd".<br />A man trying to buy a flat using the Flat Line, a worthless "automated" telephone service.
