Mr Doovdé asking for a number for "Pük World" and calling an electronic store asking for a "Joovcé Lucde Tiv" and a "Joovcé Doovdé Player".<br />George Agdgdgwngo asking for account details after problems with a man who has been placed inside a cash point, and is a human "card reader"<br />Mr Miggins calling the Odeon Cinemas line assuming the woman is an automated phone service and is shouting film names and locations at her.<br />Terry Tibbs calling about buying wooden ladders.<br />The Beatboxer phoning a clothes shop about buying a shirt, describing the shirts by beatboxing.<br />The Mouse phoning an entertainment service to get representation for his Oasis tribute act.<br />Mike calling from "Wear a thistle in your fanny and whistle something nice network solutions incorporated" inquiring about an electric kettle.<br />A man attempting to buy a property using the "automated" Flat Line.<br />Brian calling an art shop, trying to give his details, only to start talking incomprehensibly which confuses the shop assistant.<br />Mike calling a man from "Feed Spaghetti Through Your Japseye till your Balls turn Bluetooth Solutions Inc.".<br />The Chinese DVD Gang calling a cinema asking if it has room for a film crew to film a movie in the back of the cinema for a "student project".<br />Donald calling a hotel worker asking him to spank and whip him.<br />Mike asking a man about his toaster claiming to be from "Roll Your Cock in Filo & Serve It As a Main IT Solutions Inc.". He then passes the phone onto his wife and Mike says he's from "Dip Your Balls in Soy & Fry Them In a Wok IT Solutions Incorporated" and wants to know about her oven gloves, claiming she's on their oven glove database, yet she says she doesn't even have oven gloves
