Season 6 (1977-1978)<br /><br />Movie: Bye Bye Birdie (1963)<br /><br />Lyrics: Kids! I don't know what's wrong with these kids today!<br />Kids! Who can understand anything they say?<br />Kids! They are disobedient, disrespectful oafs!<br />Noisy, crazy, dirty, lazy, loafers!<br /><br />While we're on the subject:<br />Kids! You can talk and talk till your face is blue!<br />Kids! But they still just do what they want to do!<br />Why can't they be like we were,<br />Perfect in every way?<br />What's the matter with kids today?<br /><br />Kids! I don't care what Jimmy and Sally's parents said they could do. You're not going!<br />Kids! Believe me. I'm doing this for your own good! You understand when you're older.<br />Kids! Oh, just wait until you have children of your own.<br />Laughing, singing, dancing, grinning, children!<br />And while we're on the subject!<br /><br />Kids! They are just impossible to control!<br />Kids! With their awful clothes and their rock an' roll!<br />Why can't they dance like we did?<br />Tango the nights away<br />Nothing's the matter with kids today!<br /><br />Kids! There is nothing wrong with us kids today!<br />Kids! We can understand everything we say! (Hubi, Frubiends!)<br />We're just the same as they were<br />Perfect in every way.<br />Nothing's the matter with kids today!<br />Today!<br />Today!<br />Today!
