#satire #parody #darkcomedy #newscomedy #comedy #shorts #comedycartoon<br /><br />Shawn Geekory, speaks on the top news stories from the week, adding his own personal twist - though censored dramatically.<br /><br />Chapters<br />0:00 Intro<br />0:14 Sacramento children expelled for Mother's racy photos<br />2:05 Woman robs bank from wheelchair<br />2:21 Financial News<br />2:35 Rectal COVID-19 test?<br />3:07 Elon Musk richest man title taken by Jeff Bezos<br />3:55 Outro<br /><br /><br />Stories: <br /><br />https://torontosun.com/news/world/sacramento-woman-claims-her-onlyfans-account-prompted-catholic-school-to-expel-sons<br /><br /><br />https://www.wokv.com/news/local/woman-wheelchair-robs-downtown-jacksonville-bank/SZ6PXJQ4INEHRCDTJTDYBSECCM/<br /><br />https://globalnews.ca/news/7669692/china-anal-swab-coronavirus-test-japan/
