Lyrics:<br /><br />Lies, Lies, and Bigger Lies<br /><br />He told me he’d just been back from Japan despite<br />How I remarked that must’ve been a long flight<br />I squinted when he told me he felt quite well<br />That he’d never been there was not a bombshell<br /><br />The speaker at the conference said I could get rich<br />All you have to do is find your niche<br />The people to the front began to swell<br />They’re stomping on people and sending them to hell<br /><br />He stood on the stage and told another lie<br />During the world’s formation I was the gods’ ally<br />The fervor of the crowd’s mouths fermented<br />Those who disagreed were to be eternally tormented<br /><br />I used to lie and concoct the whole world in my brain<br />I’d link them one by one as if they’re a chain<br />I convinced someone that I had experience in celluloid<br />I kept going until everyone’s confidence was destroyed<br /><br />For my birthday the gang brought me into an empty room<br />When I walked in it hit me with a boom<br />They wrapped my body in the shag rug<br />I guess that’s what I get for being too smug<br />
