Partial Lyrics:<br /><br />Talkin’ out your ass<br /><br />The people in the desert were bad off<br />No food no water and only baby cries<br />They complained about their fate in life<br />And wondered what they could do on this day<br />They asked the leader and woke him from bed<br />But this mistake he could not ever forgive<br /><br />We could really use a snack or a soda<br />Said one of them in a voice so very small<br />Oh yes said the leader and got his box<br />Opening it he plac’d it at all their feet<br />Out of it climb’d a serpent and a snake<br />Before one made the first bite it told them<br /> You are really talkin’ out of your ass<br /><br />The king said now we have a snake problem<br />And so he built a high wooden snake statue<br />And told everyone to bow down to it and<br />Sing a little song bout their new found hunger<br />The snakes feasted on the prey by the pole<br />This was certainly the worst place in mexico<br /><br />The exterminator was fast asleep<br />People were banging on the big red door<br />But his ears were covered and his hat on<br />No heat on because he forgot to pay it<br />And the air and the fan were broken too<br />When he woke from his slumber he told them <br />You are really talkin’ out of your ass<br /><br />Ballard was a true man of the wild west<br />He kept his six shooter on his right hip<br />And his long rifle placed on the left side<br />He never had to use them because of <br />How he was respected but not so fear’d<br />No one felt the need to challenge him<br /><br />One day some gold show’d up on his doorstep<br />It had a note attached to its bag<br />It read this is from the very king itself<br />Work for me and we will take the whole world<br />I need a man with a gun and some eyes<br />Ballard tore the note and said to himself<br />You are really talkin’ out of your ass<br /><br />The king’s mad at the exterminator <br />Because when he got off of his fat ass<br />He rig’d the place with such a poison<br />That it kill’d not the snakes but the women<br />That the king liked to keep in his harem<br />He shed tears unlike he had ever before<br /><br />When his favorite swallowed the poison cake<br />He wept by her bed even as she chok’d<br />On all the words that would have condemned him<br />See the woman didn’t in fact love the man<br />Because who would respect their kidnapper<br />She was only able to say the words<br />You really must be talkin’ out your ass<br /><br />Ballard was having a night on the town<br />Breaking bottles over the heads of men<br />Whose politics were frankly out of line<br />All debates have to finish like this<br />When alchemy’s the main philosophy<br />The exterminator tried to confront<br /><br />And shouted at Ballard about his teeth<br />The denture salesman’s very nervous<br />And the bartender has become quite ill<br />They all looked at them in complete silence<br />Wondering as to how Ballard would react<br />He turned and told the exterminator<br />You really must be talkin’ out your ass<br /><br />The exterminator waved his forearms<br />And asked the bartender did you see that<br />The bartender bent over a bucket<br />Since he had too much of his own supplies<br />The denture salesman’s no help either<br />Because he’s addicted to laughing gas<br /><br />Ballard pulled his gun out and fired wildly <br />And the exterminator could not duck<br />
