Lyrics:<br /><br />Titus (Don’t Bite Us)<br /><br />There was a soldering man who was named Titus<br />All the people and even his family said hey don’t bite us<br /><br />You’d catch him out serving meat pies<br />To not eat them is what I’d advise<br /><br />It didn’t bother him to kill his own sons<br />During their deaths he’d just make puns<br /><br />He lost his mind and hacked off his hand<br />With the blood he’d study meaning in the sand<br /><br />You’re not like your mother he said to his daughter<br />Who couldn’t speak up against him as a plotter<br /><br />When Titus saw the queen he felt quite obscene<br />So he felt he had to interfere and convene<br /><br />He ruined all the parties with arrows from a bow<br />Which only made his madness further grow<br /><br />There was a soldering man who was named Titus<br />The people and even his family said hey don’t bite us<br />
