Partial Lyrics:<br /><br />Did What They Pleased<br /><br />My fairy godmother got into a bar fight<br />With my guardian angel over the unusual <br />Noise coming from their mouth<br />The room was a little too small <br />For the two of them <br />and I had to separate them in the booking<br />The manager came in and was screaming<br />At all the employees that this was a trap house<br />And everyone needed to start respecting it<br />Or get the hell out<br />The back windshield of my house<br />Was totaled and so I went to lodge a complaint<br /><br />There was no king at the time <br />And people just did what they pleased<br /><br />The place was empty save for a gang of felines <br />That held up pocket knives in my general directions<br />But I was not too concerned<br />After all I had brought in my bodyguard from college<br />Who had gotten a scholarship from the alcoholic<br />Coffee brewer who was poisoned by a selection <br />Of organic raisins given to him by a mixed up demonstrator<br />Who had decided that he no longer needed his arms <br />And legs and honestly at this point who could blame him<br /><br />There was no king at the time <br />And people just did what they pleased<br /><br /><br />The shake mixer is designing the most complicated drink<br />In the county and has a list of ingredients <br />That he’s imprinted on an Egyptian scroll <br />Used by Ramses in order to keep up with <br />His food supply when everyone was honking<br />At the border and tattering their own clothes<br />For some reason that I didn’t quite understand<br />But I didn’t know how to decipher the hieroglyphics<br />And haven’t read a newspaper in years honestly<br /><br />There was no king at the time <br />And people just did what they pleased<br /><br /><br />So I got questioned and had to show <br />That I recognized all the city skylines <br />But the problem was that I had mined my brain out<br />In an attempt to raise money for the poor boys<br />Down the street always on their music players<br />And really the reward system was a little backwards<br />As the greedy rats were raking in millions <br />For being in a developing country that had misplaced their cabinets<br /><br />There was no king at the time <br />And people just did what they pleased<br /><br />The couple had a monster from space<br />Invade their house and they were so<br />Tired of arguing with each other<br />The husband unhinged the jaws of<br />The alien and as its slime dripped from it<br />The husband drug her and himself inside<br />And closed the mouth, unconcerned<br />As to what would happen next or that<br />Their sequel would be a cheap knockoff<br />With the guy who will be in anything<br />Playing the futuristic android version of himself<br /><br />There was no king at the time <br />And people just did what they pleased<br /><br />I fell asleep listening to the record and<br />When I awoke it was over<br />I had to piece together what it had said<br />And what place in my life it was supposed to have<br />I searched for it and scrambled through<br />My collection until the governor came in<br />And kicked my door a few times<br />Trying to educate me on the laws<br />Of physics that he’d passed during<br />His lame duck term and now<br />His successor is stuck with it<br />But oh well<br /><br />There was no king at the time <br />And people just did what they pleased<br />
