Partial Lyrics:<br /><br /><br />He was pulled over and all the bottles fell out<br />The cop shined a light directly in my eyes<br />And the judge ripped up my ticket and asked me if he was kind<br />In front of my father he tried to give me words that were wise<br />Don’t spend your time with this driver<br />Or get in his car while he’s changing his plugs<br />But I can barely hear him because he’s being shouted over<br />By the driver who says he’ll blow to show he’s not on drugs<br /><br />Every girl he knew just how to change her<br />Every car he’d drive he’d just crash it<br />Every day he told me to go fast and live in danger<br /><br />When I told him it was time to get out<br />He said let me give you a ride<br />He pulled the emergency brake and the car started to roll<br />I was looking around for exactly where we would collide<br />The gravel started spitting up and I was sure it was totalled<br />The phone started to ring and I told some falsehoods<br />I had to hide my location so I tried to open the door<br />He sped off before my foot hit the ground, spilling all my goods<br /><br />Every girl he knew just how to change her<br />Every car he’d drive he’d just crash it<br />Every day he told me to go fast and live in danger<br /><br />His girlfriend sped off directly to his house<br />I was forced to go with him as he started to follow<br />When he stopped he forgot to put it in park<br />So down the hill it went like a chimney swallow<br />I tried to grab at the wheel to steer it away<br />But the bumper crunched against the back of his lover<br />He just made fun of the sad songs I played<br />And laughed as out of his trunk he got out his cover<br /><br />Every girl he knew just how to change her<br />Every car he’d drive he’d just crash it<br />Every day he told me to go fast and live in danger<br /><br />She tapped my shoulder one day and told of how she was embarrassed<br />I grimaced because I felt of something in the middle<br />She told me he’d been seen with someone else as the passenger<br />And through the divider she had begun to fiddle<br />When I asked him about it he gave me too much detail<br />His parents were sent to their room upstairs<br />To make sure it was completely safe he’d used the couch<br />Because there was a pile of clothes on every one of the chairs<br /><br />Every girl he knew just how to change her<br />Every car he’d drive he’d just crash it<br />Every day he told me to go fast and live in danger<br /><br />The man on the sidewalk was screaming <br />And dragging his possessions on a mat behind<br />Security started following him because they’d been hired out to<br />When the women approached us she was politely declined<br />I rode with him in the truck to a failing bridge<br />At this point I looked and asked what is in this stuff<br />He wondered why people always asked him that<br />But this pill will help you rid you of your fluff<br /><br />Every girl he knew just how to change her<br />Every car he’d drive he’d just crash it<br />Every day he told me to go fast and live in danger<br /><br />I asked him what he thought of the shooting of his friend<br />I was a little puzzled when he said he knew the excuse<br />His girlfriend had run off and wasn’t wearing a helmet<br />For this he’d probably deserved the noose
