It's finally here<br /><br />I gotta go up to them, they never come up to me<br />I gotta think of something to say before they walk away from me<br />When I walk in the room she starts to exit the room<br />When I take one breath she’s just left the room<br />When I take two steps she’s just left too soon<br />How many of you can say it’s happened to you?<br />‘cause ladies are ladies, and AD’s had it with the games that they’re playing<br />So from today on I’m forgetting it<br />I played the game not, it’s not like I’m forfeiting it<br />I’m sick of having to work to try to get my dick jerked<br />I’m gonna tackle you and rape you after work<br />This thought makes me get off<br />That’s why me and my friends hunt the cunts just to jump on ‘em<br />When word can’t hurt you, just ‘cause I say it doesn’t mean that it’s gonna come true<br />Allow me to introduce you to who I am<br />I’m a guy rhyming, kinda like Ted Bundy, about to bed honeys<br />After I bludgeon ‘em in the head with a gun he bought with money he got from working in a lab<br />Before he quit and started to spit in a different lab<br />Switched the gun and fucked her with it ’til she came on the pistol handle, then I ran<br />I shouldn’t even try<br />For a guy like me to find a wife is like a pie in the sky<br />I’m exhausted<br />It costs more to maintain a marriage than to buy a good looking whore<br />So I’ma give money to a slut and then I’ll finally get what the fuck I’m looking for<br />The bottom line is there’s no time to find one<br />And I’m in the lab nine to five, son<br />There’s no honey coming on him<br />And the only thing that’s coming in is the money
