(samples "Lounge Session" by Alex Dionisio)<br /><br />[Chorus]<br />This is all three parts of me<br />The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex<br />The holy trinity, multiple personalities<br />I’m Alex D, AD and Klash<br /><br />[Verse 1]<br />This was before things came to be<br />Before I knew that there was game in me<br />I was playing trumpet, I was humming<br />Getting lumpy, golfing, caddying for money<br />I’m the geeky, nerdy, dorky Alex D<br />If you don’t like it, put your mouth on my phallic d<br />I should have known I wasn’t meant for the earth<br />I didn’t know shit about some men and a girl<br />Locked in a dream world<br />Head surrounded by clouds and<br />I didn’t picture a downtrend<br />I guess it’s better when you’re being a kid<br />‘cause when you’re a kid, you don’t need to do shit<br />Especially with two parents<br />My larynx wasn’t as daring<br />But now it’s faring fairly well<br />I didn’t know this was hell<br />I was living in a fairytale<br /><br />[Chorus]<br />This is all three parts of me<br />The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex<br />The holy trinity, multiple personalities<br />I’m Alex D, AD and Klash<br /><br />[Verse 2]<br />Some people call me Dio, but I’m not that<br />Trade name infringement, that’s a rock band<br />Come hip-hop with me, I’m AD<br />Acing every examination that I’m taking<br />Oh your diaper needs replacing?<br />And you want somebody else to change it?<br />Here take your life and take it<br />‘cause I’m sick of grown folks acting like babies<br />What the heck else should I put in this verse? A curse?<br />I’m already a walking one, I’m cursed<br />We need to extrapolate this polar thing on this graph I made and do a promenade<br />You are probably gay<br />I don’t know what more to say<br />I’m coming for you, motherfucker, aye?<br />Like Krazee-Eyez Killa and Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm, baby<br /><br />[Chorus]<br />This is all three parts of me<br />The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex<br />The holy trinity, multiple personalities<br />I’m Alex D, AD and Klash<br /><br />[Verse 3]<br />Where’s my medicine?<br />Destined to be wretched<br />Wrecking everything that I get into<br />Thinking what you’re going to before you go into it<br />Showing you and him how human men have been losing and how all our morals are loosening, with a rudeness trip<br />Clash on your ass<br />No matter what race, color or creed or ethnicity<br />All human males are niggas to me<br />All females are bitches to me<br />I’m not too big for my britches<br />You can’t even fit ‘em<br />Go inside, I’ll stomp you out like an insect<br />I intersect the devil’s interests<br />Play Russian Roulette when the side of my head itches<br />All I wanna do is hate people<br />When I make a song I create evil<br /><br />[Chorus]<br />This is all three parts of me<br />The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex<br />The holy trinity, multiple personalities<br />I’m Alex D, AD and Klash<br /><br />This is all three parts of me<br />The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex<br />The holy trinity, multiple personalities<br />I’m Alex D, AD and Klash