[Chorus]<br />I am the best mess, man<br />Even if I’ve gone mental<br />I’ll roast you like a red tan<br />You’ll shit yourself like a bedpan<br />Whatever it was I said can<br />Just make your friend and<br />You say, ‘I can’t comprehend that<br />That motherfucker just said that’<br /><br />[Verse 1]<br />I don’t swipe styles or bite rhymes<br />I write lines I like fine<br />Biters get copyright fines, that’s mine<br />Or stay in a box in a plot for all time<br />I am ice cold and too hot to hold<br />My fire will scorch those who might go try to mic control<br />I know they’re too boastful<br />You should be grateful to get a taste of what I made up<br />I’m the greatest but<br />My saying "made up," you say it ain’t what it claims to be, but it’s true, straight up<br />You’re now rocking with the... um<br />You just cannot rock<br />You needs tons of gravel to stand up in my socks<br />The Grand Canyon’s not gargantuan enough<br /><br />[Verse 2]<br />-Has that impatient inpatient been waiting?<br />+No, I just gave him his medication<br />-He needs to see a psychiatrist, after all he is a mental patient<br />+What is this metal casement? It’s attached inside his pant legging<br />-Why didn’t you alert me? He could be an insurgent in Iraq’s insurgency or something, I’m worried and nervous that he’ll pull a bomb out of his shoe heel, and kill you and murder me<br />+Hello, hospital security? Please come with help in a hurry, there’s an emergency in room 203<br />-Good, I just put him to sleep<br /><br />[Verse 3]<br />Got a problem with me, open your damn mouth<br />Or get gobbled by me, ya see my fangs now?<br />I’ll Virginia Tech Massacre you with a strap in your classroom at school<br />You’re not understanding a damn thing about what Alex had to endure<br />You ask for the truth but can’t handle the truth<br />You fools have to nab it or you’ll throw a dang tantrum like you’re two<br />Not just a tantrum but two<br />Yeah dude, we all had ‘em, it’s true<br />But actually too it’s factual you throw ‘em like Sabathia threw<br />I may or may not disappoint my listener<br />But I really did not point my finger<br />I didn’t say names or the boy’s initials<br /><br />[Chorus]<br />I am the best mess, man<br />Even if I’ve gone mental<br />I’ll roast you like a red tan<br />You’ll shit yourself like a bedpan<br />Whatever it was I said can<br />Just make your friend and<br />You say, ‘I can’t comprehend that<br />That motherfucker just said that’<br /><br />Alex<br />A-l-e-x, K-l-a-s-h
