9 Hilarious , Quotes About Being a Dad.<br />Having children is like living in a frat house — nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up, Ray Romano.<br />Most noticeable difference since becoming a dad: I’ve cried hard TWICE at ‘America’s Got Talent’ <br />this season, Seth Meyers.<br />How come my 3-year-old son knows every species and genus of dinosaur and I can’t even remember my home <br />phone number?, Taye Diggs.<br />I’ve never had more <br />poop on my person, Justin Timberlake.<br />I really love my kids for <br />about six minutes a day, Michael Ian Black.<br />Good parenting means investing in your child’s future, which is why I am saving to buy mine a hoverboard someday, Lin Manuel Miranda.<br />Parenting is a cult. And as a cult member, you can try to explain it to other people, but we just appear like lunatics, Jim Gaffigan.<br />You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out, Jerry Seinfeld.<br />Buying your kid a goldfish is a great way to teach them about responsibility for 24-36 hours, Conan O’Brien.<br />Happy <br />Father's Day!
