Billy Jones and Ernest Hare are the Happiness Boys<br /><br />"As A Porcupine Pines For Its Pork" <br /><br />1925<br /><br />Edison Blue Amberol 5006<br /><br />Porcupines are all full of quills <br />Kiss them and you're sure to get thrills<br /><br />Weeping willows like to weep<br />Just like I weep for you.<br /><br />As a porcupine pines for its pork<br />That's how I pine for you.<br />As a grasshopper hops on the grass,<br />I'll hop right after you.<br />As an eggplant plants its egg,<br />I'll plant myself near you.<br />Not a woodchuck would chuck wood as I<br />would chuck my love at you.<br /><br />Alligators come through the gate<br />Goodbye, leg, if you get away late.<br /><br />Lollies always like to pop.<br />I'll pop the question too.<br /><br />As a porcupine pines for its pork,<br />That's how I pine for you.<br />As a woodpecker pecks at the wood,<br />I'll always peck at you.<br />As a Pekinese peeks at the knees,<br />I'll always peek at you.<br />All the oilcans can their oil,<br />But I can tie the can to you.
