Well here in New York City<br />There’s a lot of local stars<br />You might see The Naked Cowboy<br />Just strumming his guitar<br />Ten Elmos down in Times Square<br />Look for a sea of red<br /><br />But in Union Square<br />There’s a guy who wears<br />A cat, upon his head<br /><br />He wears his cat<br />As a hat<br />Can you imagine that<br />His cat just sat<br />Upon his head<br />Oh I wish I could do that<br />But my cat is such a brat<br />I better keep her on my lap instead<br /><br />Forget about the Broadway stars<br />Forget about the Statue of Liberty<br />Forget about the Museum of Modern Art<br />This hat cat’s all I want to see<br /><br />He wears his cat<br />As a hat<br />Can you imagine that<br />His cat just sat<br />Upon his head<br />Oh I wish I could do that<br />But my cat is such a brat<br />I better keep her on my lap instead
