What is this thing<br />This evil thing<br />I see my human push <br />around the floor?<br />She plugs it in<br />And turns it on<br />It lets out a non-stop roar<br /><br />I run and then I try to hide<br />Could this be my last day alive?<br /><br />The vacuum cleaner<br />There’s nothing meaner<br />Curses on my arch nemesis<br />I want to hide<br />But I have my pride<br />I must fight it <br />Until it’s off the premises<br /><br />You see this floor<br />Covered in fur?<br />I see you try to clean it, <br />Day and night <br />Your arms gets so tired<br />You hate wrapping up the wire<br />Get yourself a Roomba<br />I can use it as a ride<br /><br />The vacuum cleaner<br />There’s nothing meaner<br />Curses on my arch nemesis<br />I want to hide<br />But I have my pride<br />I must fight it <br />Until it’s off the premises
