She’s not a lap cat<br />She won’t sleep on my lap<br />She attacks feet at night<br />In full sneak attack<br />Then she’ll wake me up<br />Claws are stuck in my back <br />But I love her so<br /><br />I know she knows that I understand<br />She has her own version of holding my hand<br />And though it’s not exactly how I planned I<br />I know here bites are sent with love<br /><br />She’s not a lap cat<br />She won’t sleep on my lap<br />She attacks feet at night<br />In full sneak attack<br />Then she’ll wake me up<br />Claws are stuck in my back <br />But I love her so<br /><br />And one day when I least expect<br />Her guard will fall down she’ll have no need to protect<br />The treats the food the cat toys she thinks I want to steal<br />She’ll Show me how she feels<br /><br />She’s not a lap cat<br />She won’t sleep on my lap<br />She attacks feet at night<br />In full sneak attack<br />Then she’ll wake me up<br />Claws are stuck in my back <br />But I love her so
