Winifred my little butterball<br />You’re the greatest turkey of them all<br />You curl up like a loaf of bread<br />And stick out your two bottom legs<br />Winnie you’re my chicken except not as small<br /><br />And I’m thankful for the way<br />You don’t wake me up at 8 am<br />For your breakfast<br />No you are always patient<br />Thank you I am grateful oooh <br /><br />And I’m thankful for the time<br />That you almost clawed my eyes out<br />After I accidentally stepped onto your tail<br />I know you wanted to impale me and I’m <br />Grateful that you spared me oooh<br /><br />Winifred my sweet potato pie<br />Some might say your sweet but that’s a lie<br />You’ve got a lot of spunk<br />Like a jack o lantern pumpkin<br />With an evil smile<br /><br />And I’m thankful for the way<br />I thought you ran away<br />I missed an entire day at work <br />You know I don’t get paid<br />If I don’t show up there<br />Turns out you were sleeping in my laundry bag<br />And I am grateful<br />And I am grateful<br />And I am grateful<br />I am grateful
