Creme Puff<br />With her sweet fluff<br />Was the oldest cat they say<br />At the ripe old age<br />Of 38 years and 3 days<br />She peacefully passed away<br /><br />Creme Puff<br />With her sweet fluff<br />Must’ve found the fountain of youth<br />And that did include<br />Different types of food<br />The one may find uncouth<br /><br />She ate<br />Asparagus and broccoli <br />Heavy cream and coffee<br />Turkey bacon and eggs <br />An eyedropper full of wine<br />Had that feline feeling fine<br />She imbibed every two days<br /><br />Now Creme Puff’s Human<br />Was a guy named Jake<br />His last cat lived 34 years and 59 days<br />I’m starting to see a trend<br />It seems like<br />These cats’ lives would never end <br /><br />They ate<br />Asparagus and broccoli <br />Heavy cream and coffee<br />Turkey bacon and eggs <br />An eyedropper full of wine<br />Had that feline feeling fine<br />They imbibed every two days<br /><br />Asparagus and broccoli <br />Heavy cream and coffee<br />Turkey bacon and eggs <br />An eyedropper full of wine<br />Had that feline feeling fine<br />They imbibed every two days
