My cat is all that and a bag of chips<br />(That’s a 90’s reference)<br />My cat has fat along her waist and hips<br />(There’s just more of her to love)<br />She’s got a calico mother and a black and white brother<br />The backyard tom cat wants to be her lover<br />And who could blame him? She’s the best there is<br />My cat is all that and a bag of chips<br /><br />My cat’s level of weird’s beyond compare<br />My cat loves pats upon her derrière<br />Well you’d think she’d get the gist but it doesn’t quite compute<br />She scratches at the litter box but doesn’t cover up her poop<br />And who could blame her it's the worst job there is<br />My cat is all that and a bag of chips<br /><br />And I love her for her flaws<br />I love her fur her paws<br />I love her just because<br /><br />My cat is all that and a bag of chips
